I've fallen off the train again
I'm falling on insane
While waiting for the world to turn

Watching me disappear -
Me? I'm outta here.
I appreciate your faint concern

Oh, we're all crazy, we're all mad!
A thimbleful of sanity is all we ever had!

Arsenic or everclear -
Pick your poison, fast my dear!
The apocalypse is drawing near
And we're all gonna die

I've fallen off the wagon, dear
I landed on my head, I fear
My wits are scattered hither and yon.
Like Humpty-Dumpty I'm a wreck,
I broke my rubber chicken neck
And on my face I fell, a lot

Oh we're all crazy, we're all mad
A thimbleful of sanity is all we ever had!

Arsenic or everclear -
Pick your poison fast, my dear!
Cause the apocalypse is drawing near,
And we're all gonna die!

The sky is caving in on me
And black is all that I can see
My hand has disappeared into the night

"Nevermore," the raven said
And then he fell upon his head,
The poor bird lost his
Balance in his flight!

Oh we're all crazy, we're all mad
A thimbleful of sanity is all we ever had!

Arsenic or everclear -
Pick your poison fast, my dear!
Cause the apocalypse is drawing near,
And we're all gonna die!

Here we go!